MATT MANIA!!


What do you call a soft bed on the frontier? 

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                A MATTress!
What do you call a Confederate spy? 

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             A MATTa Hari!
What do you call something of substance in the prairie? 

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                                            MATTer!
How do tumbleweeds form?  

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        They get MATTed!
What was it that Kitty never experienced in Dodge?  

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               MATTrimony!
What do you call going to a prairie school?  

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            MATTriculating!
How do you know a homesteader is friendly?  

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There's a welcome MATT!
What do you call a greedy saloon girl?  

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           A MATTerial girl!
What's a grown-up lady called in Dodge?  

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                A MATTron!
What is Dodge's sister city in Asia?  

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                  SuMATTra!





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