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MATT MANIA!!


What do you call a soft bed on the frontier? 

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                A MATTress!

What do you call a Confederate spy? 

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             A MATTa Hari!

What do you call something of substance in the prairie? 

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                                            MATTer!

How do tumbleweeds form?  

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        They get MATTed!

What was it that Kitty never experienced in Dodge?  

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               MATTrimony!

What do you call going to a prairie school?  

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            MATTriculating!

How do you know a homesteader is friendly?  

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There's a welcome MATT!

What do you call a greedy saloon girl?  

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           A MATTerial girl!

What's a grown-up lady called in Dodge?  

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                A MATTron!

What is Dodge's sister city in Asia?  

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                  SuMATTra!






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