Matt Mania XIII

MATT MANIA XIII

What would have been Matt's name, had he been a spy?

MATTwell Smart!

What were Matt's favorite cookies?

MATTcaroons!

What was Matt's kryptonite?

Anti-MATTer!

How does superhero Matt turn anti-matter into matter?

With a MATTalytic converter!

Did Matt know how to speak Russian?

Only a sMATTering!

How many sides were there to Matt?

He was a MATTrangle!

What is the mother of all time?

MATTernity!

What does the coach yell, to send Matt up to bat?

"MATTer up!"

Had Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht created Gunsmoke
instead of John Meston and Norman Macdonnell,
what would have been the name of the main character?

MATTie Messer!

If Bobby Darin instead of James Arness had played Matt,
what would have been the name of the main character?

MATT the Knife!