Matt Mania III

MATT MANIA III

How do Kansas farmers predict the weather?

MATTeorology!

What is Matt doing when he designs a reward poster?

ForMATTing!

Why do Kitty and Matt belong together?

They're a perfect MATTch!

How do you figure out prairie property?

MATThematics!

What is the most common insect around Dodge?

The praying MATTis!

What makes Matt move?

MATTamucil!

Besides mammoths, what have archaeologists unearthed in Kansas?

MATTodons!

What was Professor Lute Bone's show called?

A MATTinee!

What would Matt do for a job, if he went to Spain?

He'd become a MATTador!

What does a thoughtful cowboy ponder,
when he stares into the stars and thinks about his existence?

MATTaphysics!